On life, love and liberty

Wish I could actually DO SOMETHING. This waiting is a bitch.

When you can't be arsed to dress for work, like, really can't see the point?
I'm not a porn star, so am I depressed?

Anyhow, Have to go put some crappy office clothes on.

See you later, netfolk.

Objective: Having tempted Andykins to a life of Steampunkery, ruin his life further.

Hmm.. Furry next, I think.

LEtsee,

Trying and failing to secure a mortgage, so am pissy.

Work sucks,
Its too F-damn warm.

Anxieties about the upcoming operation, even though its elective and non-serious.
Only thing I've done past week I'm happy with is my workouts.

Will have a fine ass soon.

Argh.

http://www.warehouse23.com/basement/box/index.html?level=1

Sort.. Of.. Want?
http://www.hmarmedforces.com/index.html

World War Z and the Zombie Survival Guide have ruined me to the extent I find myself going "shit! ZOMBIES!" whenever I read the news.

At the moment, I'm trying to find a connection between the recent troubles in Pakistan and the influenza epi/pandemic notice from the WHO, et al.

SHIT, ZOMBIES!


Also, hey, I don't seem to be alone in this, we should totally sue Max Brooks for emotional damage, etc.

http://spellborn.acclaim.com

Colour me intrigued.

Been Reading W:TF after swearing I wouldn't like it.

I sort of do, I can see EPIC AWESOME lurking behind the GRITTY GRIMDARK.

However, i'd still run SCION given the choice. (or DARK HERESY if i could find the players)

I am, however, going to houserule the tribes out of existence and jury rig the old tribes (which had much more fun character to them) in place.

Thoughts?

Resolution: Play more ORKZ. ORCS. HALF-ORCS and JAEGERMONSTERS.

Play them as silly as possible.
RP needs more joyful madness and less serious drama.

Discuss.

Today marks the start of SUPERDRAGONTIGERDIET.

Meaning I'm only going to eat dragon scales and tiger whiskers for sweet munchies until may (washed down with sweet sweet unicorn tears.)

Obviously I'm going to eat real/attainable things for breakfast, lunch, dinner. Don't want to starve.

Exercise will involve hunting and gathering the component parts for the munchies. This will be really difficult the first time, I fancy, but once I've bathed in the bale of dragonblood I'll be sigismund-tough and the workout will be less dangerous but still very cardio intensive. Best do the scales first then.

Any of you lot want to paypal me some money to buy gear (aketons, maille, etc) feel free, or hit up http://www.getdressedforbattle.co.uk/ and order me some neat shit. Dark age/Early Medieval stuff preferred thanks!

Yours, girded for battle,
Grim.

To Do:
Stop Eating Like a Pig.
Book Driving Lessons ASAP
Go Out Running.
Finish THE PITT and THE LOST AND THE DAMNED.
WORK OUT HARDCORE!
Tell Rachel I'm ready to become a 9-5'er
Apply to Cops.

Niko Nomiki, my MP and smalltime electrical engineer.

Hey, Fuckos, if I've mushed, mudded, moo-ed (har!) with you in the past, can you fire me back a comment with where I can do so right now? I've not got my old connections lists anymore, so give me a url or such and a port and I'll come chat at you some.

Also, folks I've Rped with in non mushy ways, etc. More contact, more cheesy crap badly written rp from me!
Danke!

I come back from the abyss of NOINTERNETZ to bring you a bunch of shitty character ideas and the thought..

is New Wave Requiem* for Vampire the Requiem the best thing evar or PURE PARODY GOLD?

Whatever it is, I'd play NVamp purely to find out.


*Vampire Teh Requiem, set in the 1980s.. as an official white wolf sourcebook... about shitty scenekids and fatcat eighties yuppy bastards.. Yes, its oWoD:The Requiem... You understand my confusion.
http://rpg.drivethrustuff.com/product_info.php?products_id=60377

Last post was just venting. Disregard.

Danke Schone.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qOhnn18bLIQ&feature=related

That noise you're hearing at the moment is your nine-year-old self squeeing, you have an erection for no discernable reason and that crush on Janine is back.


YMMV.

So, as far as I'm aware, they're almost home.

This is fucking awesome.

Got about 2 hours from time of post.

YAY!

http://www.spike.com/video/pg-porn-pg-porn/3041858

Everything Nathan Fillon touches is gold.

http://io9.com/5088091/first-glimpse-of-the-star-trek-trailer?autoplay=true !!!1111!!!!111!!!ELEVENFUCKINGTY!111!!


http://io9.com/5086630/new-watchmen-trailer-is-full-of-organ-playing-death-dealing-craziness

ACTUAL FANGASM FOR THIS ONE, INSTEAD OF A FAKE ONE LIKE FOR TREK.

If I do go back into MU*-ing, which I might be come December, I think I'll be dipping a toe into a Superhero game, either that or piecing together something like Watchmen and inviting you bastards along to the hellstorm.

You be up for a lo-fi superhero game? Like what I keep threatening?

What I do when I'm Ill?

An hour and a half of general freeweights and such.
Then a half hour jog.

Fuck you, body.